Blond Jokes

On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Late Night Ramblings

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.
"I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register."
"Well, interrupted the dealer, "didn't you receive them yet?"
"Oh, we received them all right," replied Deacon Brown.
"However, you sent us some golf pencils... each stamped with the words, 'Play Golf Next Sunday.'"

8,000 words

Prepare to read for a verrrry long time haha(if a picture is worth a thousand words) just kidding i actually just thought i'd post a few pics from B. L. Retreat not much else going on except school but im going to indiana for a week to help my grandma she is just getting out of rehab cause she she had back surgery and if you were wondering no i don't get out of school i still have to do it there

                                                                    Keith you look great with horns

random picture

wow where has the summer gone here it is already july 26 and only about five weeks till school starts again (sorry for sounding so pessimistic) but on the brighter side of things i got a job helping to make hay. its alot of fun being out there under the big blue sky and see a hawk soaring way up in the sky but makin hay isnt as much fun when its 95 degrees outside. but my boss is fun to work for and he enjoys showing me "old indian tricks". he told me a joke of why Findlanders have slumped shoulders and a flat forhead. when you ask them a question they just shrug their shoulders and say i dont know and when you tell them the answer they hit themselves on their forheads and say i should've known that (his wife is a Fin)

                                                                                                                                                                             the field to the left of our house in the evening

the biggest fish ive ever caught. whoever guesses the correct length gets the mount notice the tail  grew into the shape of a v. it was a little skinny but it tasted real good and was a ton of fun to catch.

as you might be able to tell i didn't take this picture in july but rather in march. it looks so cold and alone (sigh) in other news justin jed and i are heading out to north dakota tomorrow to go to a camp don't remember what it's called if i get the urge i might post pics of that when i get back.  

      Christopher